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Always
When you’re playing hide and seek and cant find anywhere to hide so when you hear “Ready or not, here I come” you’re all like:
When I walk into class late
Trying to explain technology to your parents.

theepichumor:

Them:

You:

Why did you buy something you can’t understand?

http://goo.gl/eRtGF

I check in showers for murderers but I don’t know what I’d do if I found one

theepichumor:

Oh, I’m sorry. I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.